Trendy But Useless ‘Life Hacks’ That Might Improve Your Life (Without Doing Anything)
There’s a lot of chatter out there about how to live a permanently happy life in this mad world. So, I thought, why not add one more ‘happy pill’ article to the mix? Don’t expect anything groundbreaking, though. This article will blend right into the sea of useless life hacks that everyone pretends to care about.It’s the hip new thing, even though it’s been around for a couple of millennia. It doesn’t solve climate change, but they’re working on it. Basically, just take some time every day to let your mind wander. Don’t focus on a damn thing. In fact, overload yourself with multi-tasking until your brain feels like it’s been assembling IKEA furniture blindfolded without instructions. Fry those brain cells until you can’t think straight — then feel the freedom! Smiling at people who can’t stand the sight of you is therapeutic and very annoying for them. Thanking them for their hate is even more potent. It’s the ultimate liberation from suffering. It’s no secret either — politicians do it all the time. The trick is gritting your teeth and swallowing your pride. Even when things turn to shit, being grateful and sarcastic can turn any disaster into an even greater negative, which is actually a positive. It’s the principle of effortless action in action. You might not see it straight away, you just have to have blind faith it will work.
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